Espresso Veloce

Designer Paulo Mastrogiuseppe’s Espresso Veloce machines may not be suited for the track, but are perfect for making a smooth cup of coffee. The just announced “Serie Titanio 500” is compatible with Nespresso pods and handcrafted from high-quality aluminum, stainless steel, and titanium. It comes in V8, V10, or V12 engine models in your choice of different 6 camshaft cover colors. The hefty 50-pound machine will set you back a minimum of $15,000. Click here to view the first image in this week’s art of trolling gallery. Continue reading for a viral video of carbon fiber being crushed with an industrial hydraulic press.