There are literally thousands of Apple fans worldwide lining up for the iPhone 4 launch today, and so to break the ice, a Steve Jobs imposter decided to post some funny tweets to lighten the mood. Continue reading to see our favorites.

1. Explains the Delay

2. Time for an Acquisition

3. Following Orders

4. Yes, Please

5. So That’s What They’re Called

6. I Knew It!

7. App Not Needed